Harry Styles pokes fun at Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor with scathing joke during his SNL monologue after the disgraced ex-Prince was arrested amid Epstein files probe
Harry Styles mocks Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor with sharp remark during SNL monologue following arrest
Return to spotlight and playful jab at royal figure
Harry Styles made a comeback on Saturday Night Live, reprising his role as a host for the NBC sketch comedy show after his latest album topped music charts. During his set, the 32-year-old performer took a sly shot at Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, who had recently been detained under investigation tied to the Jeffrey Epstein documents.
Styles humorously addressed his extended hiatus from public life, joking that he had grown ‘tremendously boring’ in the absence of fame. He contrasted this with Andrew’s recent scandal, suggesting that the quiet period had been preferable to the royal’s public downfall.
“I took up jogging. There’s nothing interesting about that. But because I’m me, people pretend to find that interesting. I don’t run to be interesting. I do it for the feeling it gives me, that runner’s high. It’s just amazing.”
Styles continued with a lighthearted comparison, adding: “Watermelon sugar high, runner’s high. And if that doesn’t do it for you, I also love ecstasy. As a British man who spent much of his life in the public eye, I can assure you, there’s something nice about being boring. It’s better than the alternative.”
Andrew’s legal troubles and royal status
Following his arrest last month, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was seen in a police car during the monologue. The incident occurred after he was evicted from the Royal Lodge due to his ties with Jeffrey Epstein. Police apprehended him on his 66th birthday as part of an inquiry into alleged misuse of public office.
The eighth-in-line to the throne had been detained for around 10 hours at Aylsham Police Station before being released. His legal predicament has sparked discussions about potential changes to his royal succession standing, with rumors circulating that the UK Government may consider removing him from the line of succession.
Queerbaiting and political commentary
Styles also targeted politically correct fans who accused Andrew of ‘queerbaiting’—a term for hinting at same-sex relationships to appeal to both gay and straight audiences. He reflected on past accusations during his performance, quipping: “Back then, people seemed to pay a lot of attention to the clothes I was wearing and some people accused me of something called ‘queerbaiting,’” he said, then dramatically added: “But did it ever occur to you that maybe you don’t know everything about me, Dad?”
“Now that’s queerbaiting.”
The punchline came after a flirty segment promoting his new solo album, Kiss All the Time. Styles expressed affection for the title, stating: “What’s better than kissing all the time?” This prompted SNL cast member Chloe Fineman to eagerly step onstage, only for Styles to quip: “Which I don’t actually do. I don’t wanna kiss all the time.”
Later, Sarah Sherman joined the scene as Styles remarked: “Sometimes kissing can be great,” leading to a playful exchange. When Sherman left looking slightly embarrassed, Styles clarified: “You know, if you’re really good at it and you’re a good person.”
As the monologue concluded, Ben Marshall entered the frame. Styles greeted him with: “What are you doing here?” Marshall replied: “Well, you said ‘tight little bum,’ so where’s my kiss?” Styles then responded: “Come on, Ben, everyone knows there’s nothing little about that thang. You’re hauling a damn wagon back there.”
